What Pee Buddy Really Means

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***Trigger Warning.  Normally this is a family blog.  I avoid some topics and euphemistically discuss others.  This one is different.  This blog post contains explicit photos and discussion.  Fair warning.***

Shenandoah National Park and the Great Outdoors, June 19, 2021 — We have seen the future and it’s ugly.  The barbarians are at the gates and they are overrunning our public parks and forests.  Since the inception of the pandemic, leaders and others have urged the public to visit nature – national parks and forests, state parks and forests, regional and municipal parks, and all the rest.

People who were cooped up indoors were more than happy to oblige.  They swarmed the beauty spots in droves, and they’re still coming in inordinate numbers with no end in sight 

Buckle up.  For every action there is a reaction. Two national parks have initiated a reservation system.  No more spontaneous trips for them.  Other parks have exceeded capacity and temporarily limited access.  It follows that other popular places may have to follow suit and adopt similar policies.

Hoards are coming to the parks, forests, trails and the backcountry. They are ignorant and unprepared about Leave No Trace ethical practices.  Leave No Trace was created to minimize the impact of the backpacking boom in the 70s and to help protect newly designated wilderness areas.  Learn more about leave No Trace:  http://www.lnt.org

Those of us who help maintain these spaces want you to come, but we want you to come educated and prepared to minimize your impact on these precious resources.  We would hope that you could respect nature and your fellow visitors as well.

 When you do something for a long time, you get jaded.  You’ve seen it all. Right about then, a surprise bites you in the bum.

I found something new near the trail Saturday while we were there to clear blowdowns on the AT.  It was a “PEE-BUDDY” feminine urinary funnel.  Feminine urinary funnels are hardly new.  Shewee, pStyle, Freshette, and others have been around for more than 20 years.  They are made of silicone and are meant to last a long time.  You can do an internet search if you want to learn more.

What’s different about PEE-BUDDY is that it is disposable.  Thus it was trail trash when I found it, and that’s the problem. The woman who used it dropped it when she was finished.  Did she think her trash would make the trail more attractive?  If she anticipated the call of nature and brought her PEE-BUDDY in the first place, should she not have anticipated proper disposal?  Who did she think was going to pick it up? 

Like lady, handling an object upon which you’ve urinated is just what this volunteer wanted to do.  Made my day.  I won’t mention other feminine products and by products we also regularly find.  But, I’ll let you in on a secret.  Just as maintainers have nick names for the TP you drop after urinating, we call tampon applicators “Beach whistles.”  Just so you know.

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Opps.  Forgot someone forgot their stove and a plastic bottle.

For one, my arms are getting tired lugging trash off the trail.  That trash includes nearly anything you can imagine from TP tulips, wrappers, bottles, cans, dirty baby diapers, uneaten food, and discarded gear of all sorts from tents and sleeping bags to ill-fitting boots to wet clothing.  Part of this is what I signed up for, but it’s getting worse.

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Trash bag contents.

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Regular readers of this space hardly ever see a photo of a ridgerunner or maintainer without a bag of trash.  We anticipate ignorant and unprepared people coming out.  It is in part why we’re there.  But it’s at another level since the pandemic.

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Grafitti and tagging are multiplying.  I imagine that if it’s cool to tattoo your body, marking Mother Nature seems like the right thing to do.  A lot of this activity is not friendly to the families who also love to bring their children out to enjoy the outdoors. 

Let’s not let an opportunity go to waste. Finding an international orange phallus painted on a tree certainly presents an opening for parents to discuss the birds and bees with their young children.

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Fire pits seem to attract trash.  Ninety nine percent of what people put in a fire pit does not burn!  Note the trash bag.  It’s full of burned cans, foil and even cigarette filters.

This has been ugly.  I didn’t show you feces and other gross stuff, but it’s there — right on the trail.

Maybe the disposable urinary funnel was the straw that broke the camel’s back and launched this rant.  All we need is another disposable item for the trash bag.

Everyone involved is redoubling their efforts to educate the public on Leave No Trace so that they can recreate responsibly.  The PEE-BUDDY is a symptom of a larger challenge.  Regardless, if the numbers continue to rise, it might not matter.  You might need reservations.  If I had my way, you’d have to pass an on-line Leave No Trace course in order to make them.

From Axios News:

1 coming reality: Reservations for open spaces
Visitors at Adirondack Mountain Reserve. Photo: Julie Jacobson/AP

The days of the spontaneous national park road trip may be on their way out, thanks to surging crowds and overwhelmed park rangers.

The big picture: “This year has been over the top with new visitors who really are not educated as to how to appropriately recreate,” Joette Langianese told AP.

Between the lines: Reservation systems for park entry are in place at Rocky Mountain and Yosemite National Parks, with the prospect of more. Arches National Park in Utah is on track to have its busiest year ever, causing the park to close its gates over 80 times so far in 2021, AP notes.

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11 thoughts on “What Pee Buddy Really Means

  1. I 100% agree with you. If it was possible, all should take a test to see if you are smart / aware enough to be let out into nature. If caught, the person should have to do trail maintenance for awhile. Sad part is……all it takes is common sense which it seems, people have less and less of. People don’t care how their actions may negatively impact the environment or others. It’s all about “me”. That is a sad world. When we are out on trails or on the water, we pick up any trash found. Given that, it makes the work done by all trail maintainers even more important and we are very thankful for those who do it. You guys rock!!

  2. Thanks to you and the other members of your crews who pick up after those who leave waste. It must be discouraging. Here in our town we have a lot of trails running between neighborhoods. They are great for walking, biking, and dog walking. Owners are expected to pick up the dog poo and dispose of it in waste containers strategically placed for their convenience. Some, instead, pick up the poo in their plastic bags, tie it off, then give it a toss. It often snags in the tree and shrub branches where it is very hard to retrieve. It hangs there for months, if not years.

    • You have described a behavior that truly baffles me. That is bagging dog poo and leaving it. The gross part is bagging it. What’s the problem with carrying it away to proper disposal? They do it in the wilderness too. Why would anyone put the waste in a bag that can last 100s of years?

  3. Reasonable people tend to abide logical rules and ideas once educated, and those that come unprepared to respect environments they wish to visit, show themselves to be uneducated. It is very difficult to teach old dogs new tricks, so perhaps topics – like outdoor education and LNT – should be part of school curriculum while an adolescent. One more step to help save the planet…

      • Like you, I was thinking that Scouts, Guides, and other youth organizations might lead the way. But perhaps it is the kids who do not join, or do not have access to these groups, that should be prioritized. And, hopefully, they may in turn teach their parents. Love your blog, outreach, and the work you do. I will be sharing this. Thanks…

  4. I hear what you’re saying, and I agree with you completely.

    Even locally, I’ve noticed an uptick of nasty refuse left behind by inconsiderate recreationers.

    Sadly, I’ve altered my outdoor activities this year because of the swarm of folks overloading the once peaceful backcountry places I used to visit. It’s been impossible to get a permit where we’ve become accustomed to visiting each year.

    It’s great that folks have a new sense of enjoying outdoor spaces; however, I wish they would appreciate them responsibly.

    In addition to ignorance of Leave No Trace practices as they relate to the preservation of outdoor spaces, it seems that folks are heading out unprepared, resulting in a seemingly increasing number of search and rescue operations.

    All of this makes me angry and sad at the same time.

    I don’t know what this all means for the future of our beloved national parks and forests, and I’m worried.

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